Six silly questions. One brutally accurate verdict. Find your sleeper type — and the gadget that gets you.
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Every sleeper falls into one of six (highly unofficial, deeply accurate) camps. Here's the full line-up — recognise anyone you live with?
Doesn't share a bed so much as annex it. Limbs everywhere, blankets claimed, partner clinging to the edge. Sleep is their kingdom. Best paired with a bigger mattress or a weighted blanket.
Flat on their back, out cold in minutes, and quite possibly sawing logs loud enough to wake the street. Efficient and unbothered. The classic snorer — see our gifts for snorers.
It's 2:14am and they're watching a video about volcanoes. The brain won't clock out and the phone is an accomplice. Saved only by a sunrise alarm and a phone time-out box.
Cozy is a personality trait. Builds a nest, runs warm, and hits snooze like a professional. Mornings are the enemy — a runaway alarm clock is the only known cure.
One sock seam, a single degree too warm, a neighbour sneezing three doors down — and they're awake. Their sleep has a strict guest list. Earplugs and a blackout mask are non-negotiable.
Covers kicked off by midnight, one leg out for regulation, window cracked in January. Their partner is in a parka. They're still too hot. Cooling sheets and a quiet fan are their best friends.
Got your type? Match it to a gift in the funny sleep gift guide, find out your sleep spirit animal, or settle the eternal night owl vs early bird debate.
Just for fun — not medical advice. Snoring or trouble breathing at night? Talk to a doctor.
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